I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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