Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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