ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Who wears a wallet chain?!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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