And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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