he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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