shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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