70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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