I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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