do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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