ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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