I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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