she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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