I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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