I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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