brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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