white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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