So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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