But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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