i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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