For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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