i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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