can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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