So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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