A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize