Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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