After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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