she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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