her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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