brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I fill condoms, not promises.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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