No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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