I accidentally burped into my bong.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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