If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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