how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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