"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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