it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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