Sry I called you an 8
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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