Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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