i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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