A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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