I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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