I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Four minutes until I can fart!
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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