WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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