I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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