i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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