i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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