I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Randomize