Quick, to the slutcave!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
There was a lot of him and a little penis
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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