I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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