I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently you make a good broom.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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