hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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